Cleveland’s Secret Weapon

Since the ruling of Josh Gordon’s suspension was handed down, the Cleveland Browns receiving corps has been the topic of heavy conversation.

The common scenario that’s been thrown around is that the Browns would rely on the experience of seasoned veterans Miles Austin and Nate Burleson on the outside and let the young, shifty trio of Andrew Hawkins, Travis Benjamin and Taylor Gabriel contribute on the inside. Now, with the release of the oft-injured and rarely-productive Nate Burleson, Cleveland is left with only one viable wideout and a handful of smaller, shifter, interior receivers.

Of course, Cleveland’s main receiving option is still tight end Jordan Cameron. However, with Gordon being gone, Cameron will be facing more double and combo coverages than he faced last season. It still remains to be seen how well he’ll adapt to being the focal point of the passing offense. What is certain, however, is that someone is going to have to fill the void left by Gordon’s suspension.

The guy who’s best suited to fill that void is someone who’s rarely brought up in the conversation about Cleveland receivers, yet he’s also the guy who most closely resembles Gordon in terms of physicality and potential.

Charles Johnson, the second-year seventh-round draft pick, possesses the right combination of size, speed and work ethic needed in order to become a solid contributor on what appears to be an awfully anemic Browns offense.

It’s safe to say that Johnson has NFL size. Standing at 6’2″, Johnson is only one inch smaller than Josh Gordon and is tied with Austin as being the tallest active wide receiver on Cleveland’s roster. It’s also safe to say Johnson has NFL speed – the wideout was clocked at a 4.32 in the 40-yard dash, making him equally as speedy as both Hawkins and Benjamin.

Normally, when talking about a receiver with an unusual combination of size and speed, there’s always the “yeah, but…” paragraph that would go right about here. There’s gigantic, speedy physical freaks of nature who have failed to contribute because they couldn’t concentrate, couldn’t catch, couldn’t stay out of jail, couldn’t stay sober (cough, Gordon, cough), etc.

Johnson, however, doesn’t seem to have those problems.

While rehabbing an ACL injury discovered in his physical, Johnson developed a solid relationship with Brian Hoyer. When Hoyer was cleared to start training, it was Johnson who came in and received passes.

“He’s a hard worker,” Hoyer said. “He has size (and) speed for a big guy. I think he gets in and out of routes really well. The other day, I ran a route with him where he had a double move, and for a big guy, for him to get in and out of the break was impressive.”

His physical attributes are impressive enough on their own. But what really stands out are things that aren’t quantifiable.

“The easy things (to point to) are all the recognizables right away,” says Cleveland GM Ray Farmer, referring to Johnson’s 6’2″ stature and 4.3 speed.  “Those are the easy pieces, but when you watch the tape you like his hands. You like the fact that he can run the routes, and right now it’s a young man that put a lot of work to recovering from an ACL injury. You can see that he’s big. He’s still fast and he can run routes and catch the football.”

Johnson could very well be a steal for the Browns. The measurables are there. The college production is there (in two seasons for Div. II Grand Valley State, Johnson had 128 receptions for 2,129 yards and 31 touchdowns). And, best of all, the guy seemingly does all the right things.

Johnson is raw, sure. Don’t forget, he’s a seventh-round draft pick. He was passed over by 32 teams six separate times before Green Bay chose him with the 216th pick (one pick before Cleveland selected DT Armonty Bryant, coincidentally). But he might have found himself in the right place at the right time.

Now he just has to prove himself.

Now What Do The Browns Do?

Josh Gordon got high, now he’s suspended. That’s old news. The level-headed, realistic fans have expected this, or something similar to this, since the moment Gordon was drafted.

The question is – what do the Cleveland Browns do now? Surely the season is over, right?

As Lee Corso would say – not so fast, my friend.

Cleveland will go into the season with a wide-receiver depth chart featuring Miles Austin, Nate Burleson, Andrew Hawkins, Travis Benjamin, Charles Johnson, Willie Snead Peter Gabriel, Michael Moore, and Brian Krause.

(Okay, so the last three are clearly jokes. Calm down.)

Fact is, this current wide receiver rotation isn’t even close to being the most depressing WR depth chart the Browns have seen. To take it one step further, I believe that there’s more talent on this current rotation than the Browns have seen in this millenium.

WR1- Miles Austin

Miles Austin is a solid NFL starting WR. He doesn’t have the potential to be a solid starter. He is, and has been, a solid starter. The former Dallas Cowboy has accrued 4,481 yards and 34 TD’s over his 8-year career. Averaged out, that’s hardly an impressive stat line…I’ll agree. However, over 85% of those yards and all but three of those touchdowns came over a four-season span in which Austin was nominated to two Pro Bowls. A series of hamstring injuries that may not have even been Austin’s fault have sidelined Austin over the last year-and-a-half, leading to his eventual relocation to the shores of Lake Erie.

Austin has the right mix of veteran experience and game-changing ability to help Hoyer in the passing game and, when the time eventually comes, temper the learning curve of Manziel. Nobody is confusing Austin for Megatron but he’s certainly no Chansi Stuckey, either.

WR2- Nate Burleson

Nate Burleson is a #2 WR, if he can actually make it on the field. Nothing more, nothing less. He’s a guy who can take advantage of less-talented #2 and nickel corners. It’s true that his better days are certainly behind him, but he’s been a starter in this league long enough to know what is expected of him. His ceiling is low and getting lower by the minute, but his floor is exponentially higher than that of a mid-round or UDFA rookie. One thing you won’t hear very often is announcers saying “Burleson just ran the wrong route”. Unfortunately, you also won’t hear them saying “Watch as Burleson flies past his man and streaks down the field for a 85-yard touchdown.”

WR3- Andrew Hawkins

One of the most interesting acquisitions of the Farmer era. The 5’7″ runner-up from Michael Irvin’s “4th and Long” possesses Percy Harvin-esque speed and elusiveness. If utilized correctly, Hawkins could be a very strong weapon for Hoyer (and Manziel). Hawkins showed his utility in a surprising 2012 performance for the Cincinnati Bengals, tallying over 530 yards on 51 receptions. Hawkins gives the Browns a viable deep threat as well as big play potential.

WR4- Travis Benjamin

Benjamin is fast. He’s elusive. He’s everything that Andrew Hawkins is, and will probably see a majority of his time returning punts and kickoffs.

The Other Guys- Charles Johnson/Taylor Gabriel/Willie Snead/ Marlon Moore/ Jonathan Krause

The “other guys” are the ones that are rarely, if ever, brought up when talking about Cleveland’s receiving corps. Truth be told, at least two of these guys will be waived before the season starts. It seems unlikely that Moore and Krause will make it to opening day. Snead is a wild card. A strong performance in Cleveland’s final preseason game may be enough to secure him a roster spot. The remaining two, Johnson and Gabriel, are very interesting players. Each of them possesses big play potential. Each of them have shown they want to play. However, the odds are that Johnson will win the battle. To take it a step further, Johnson may even prove to be a starter at some point in this season (but I’ll touch on that at a later time).

Point is, there’s enough talent on this current Browns roster to be happy with. Of course the loss of Gordon is a massive blow, but the silver lining is that it may pave the way for a new Browns receiving threat to emerge.

Or this season will just suck. That’s always a possibility.

 

 

 

Why Someone Would Want Brian Hoyer: A Tale of Fiction

Immediately following the record-setting preseason game between the Cleveland Browns and the Detroit Lions, rumors began swirling of a possible trade between the Houston Texans and Cleveland. Houston, after all, is in dire need of a franchise quarterback so, logically, they would turn to the team that hasn’t had a viable franchise quarterback since before James Dean was dead.

So the Houston Texans called Jimmy Haslam and inquired about taking Johnny Manziel.

(Wait, what? Are you sure? Him? Oh, wow. Okay, then.)

I’m sorry. Turns out they called about Brian Hoyer. Because why the hell not?

The moment the Cleveland Browns drafted Johnny Manziel, Brian Hoyer became expendable. Although, to everybody outside of the 216, Hoyer was expendable far before then. The guy has started in less NFL games (4) than seasons he’s been in the league (5). He’s thrown for, on average, 0 yards, 0 touchdowns and 1 interception, every season. He has accrued a grand total of four NFL game minutes and has more hairs on his head (0) than he does fans (-a thousand).

Yet he’s been mentioned, on more than one occasion, as being a possible franchise quarterback for the Cleveland Browns.

Hoyer has been this crazy enigma, shrouded in mystery and wrapped in the unknown, since he arrived in Cleveland on May 16, 2013. At first, it was just a depth signing. After all, back then the Browns had Brandon Weeden, their 56-year old franchise quarterback of the future, getting ready to lead them into the promised land.

But then Hoyer got his chance and, boy, did he make the most of it. Filling in for a drastically injured Brandon Weeden, Hoyer defied the laws of the universe by winning a game as the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. Then he turned around and did it again, beating Cleveland’s interstate division-rival and 49-time World’s Ugliest Helmet winner Cincinnati Bengals.

All of a sudden, that “depth signing” became a “franchise quarterback.” Maybe Hoyer is a diamond in the rough. Maybe he’s destined for a Len Dawson-esque “if at first you don’t succeed” story.

Then the big man upstairs realized what was happening and sucker-punched Hoyer in the ACL, effectively ruining what could have been a great story worthy of being converted into a terribly inaccurate Disney movie. If Hoyer hadn’t been Nancy Kerrigan-ed, who knows what may have happened. Hoyer spent the entire 2014 offseason rehabbing, ready to prove to his hometown fans that he is, in fact, franchise material.

And then the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel and the big man upstairs once again took a steaming dump all over Hoyer.

And Hoyer has been an absolute champion through this entire situation. While Manziel has been talking to the media and having intercourse with inflatable swans, Hoyer has been almost throwing touchdowns. While Manziel has been jetting off to Vegas to practice his dollar-rolling, Hoyer has been staying in Cleveland and practicing his check-downs.

So, naturally, the trade winds would start swirling. Unfortunately, they’re nothing but hopes and dreams. After experiencing a quick surge throughout multiple media outlets, the Brian Hoyer-to-Houston rumors got shot down faster than a Malaysian Airlines flight. According to  some guy named John McClain, who happens to phonetically share a name with one of the most badass men in history, Houston won’t be trading for Hoyer anytime soon. And that makes sense. After all, Texans head coach Bill O’ Brien has a penchant for big, statuesque, Howitzer-armed quarterbacks and not tiny, bald, albino quarterbacks with a water pistol for a right arm.

Now, what we have going on in Cleveland right is akin to two monkeys trying to hump a football. Neither the grisled, (in)experienced vet nor the pimple-faced wunderkind has taken a strong grasp of the starting quarterback position. A Hoyer trade would have at least forced coach Mike Pettine’s hand. Unfortunately for us, we’re stuck for another couple weeks wondering which savior will lead the Browns to a Cinderella  6-12 season.